May 22nd 8:30PM $10 2 item minimum
2-FOR-ONE!!
Slide thru with these great folks!
Al Garzon
Alexe Liss
Mr Goodnight
Zach Waldman
Derick Murray
Martin Rizzo!
and Danny Lobell!
24 N Mentor Ave Pasadena, CA 91106
I was featured in some episodes of COMEDY TIME’s “Quicklaffs” on HULU!
Check it out!
Naw it’s not a stank ass sock puppet! When I say Lamb Choppin’ I’m talking about that look of tantalization someone gives to another like a piece of sizzling dinner meat! Also known as “Jockin” “Three in the key” and good ole “Choosin’.” It’s also the name of my audio comedy masterpiece! Buy it on iTunes like a Boss Mack!
Fuck the Apple Store! You’d think with all the technology they have in that place, they could help a customer with something simple like printing a service quote! I’m trying ot submit a claim for to the SF City Attorney Office to replace my iPhone screen, which was cracked during a detainment with SFPD where I had fit the description of some dude. I call the nearest Apple store to get a quote emailed or faxed to me. They say there’s no way they can do that, and I’d have to come in and see someone in person. FUCK! You’re APPLE!! This is the simplest of transactions! But whatever, I go to Apple store and they tell me I’d need an appointment with a “Genius” to handle that. How GENIUS are you fucks that you have to wait for an appointment to print a simple ass quote!? The next appointment was days away BUT the “Genius” with the tablet told me she MIGHT be able to squeeze me in with a technician, but doesn’t know how long it’ll take. Bullshit, I say!! I asked her for the Apple customer number so I can at least complain about how you fuckin geniuses over-thought printing up/ emailing some shit. Less than ten minutes of being on the phone with Apple Care, I got a quote emailed to me. I could have done THAT at the house! if I need to buy an Apple product I can do THAT at the house TOO! Now I’m wondering what the point of the Apple store is, other than something I laugh my nuts off at!
Q: How many cops does it take to screw a lightbulb?
A: Depends.. Is it a black light?!
I got detained in SF cause police were looking for a similar ass nigga.
I swear I get pulled over more than a hoodie at the GAP!!
On my way from getting some pupusas, I was blindsided by these fucks, but long story short, I got a “Certificate of Release.” Like a reciept for dealing with mothafuckas jackin you up “just doing their job.” Otherwise you’ll just have the story to tell about it. it’s funny cause when they were talking shot to me on the curb and I asked whether I was being detained or arrested, they told me I was detained. I said “Good! I’ll get that ‘Certificate of Release’ when we’re done” and the officer asked in shock, “How do you know about that!?” I’m knowing about it and I want y’all to know about it too! before the cops let you go, MAKE THEM DO THAT PAPERWORK afterall, it is just “a part of their job!” I did a feature on it a while ago
reminds me of when I actually got arrested for someone else’s burglary in May, 2009.. Despite all that bullshit that happens, I’m amazed I can still Laugh my nuts off about it!
A recent study came out monitoring hatred on twitter and logging it on a geographic map. Look at how hatred is heavy where the weather suck! Quit hatin Mothafucka!
Aye real talk.. Katy Perry looks healthy.. I wonder what she be eatin..
That shit cray
